Pale Bride, Going Down, I Don't Wanna

I have ten minutes of battery life. I'll make this brief.

Legal TV shows on the internutz. Here.

We Are Scientist. Brain Thrust Mastery. I hate that i love it.

Von Bondies. Live. Via their myspace page.

Happy Monday.

LIKE

Everything else that's good and good for you I finally pick up on it just before or after it ends. In this case it's The Wire. So far I've gotten through two seasons and need the last three like Bubbles needs heroine. While waiting to score season three I spent some time bumming around the web reading about the show and found this from one of the creators.







Also here's an article from The New Yorker that expands more on Simon's critique of America from the videos and then some.

So with that, what's more frightening? A TV series that shows you how fucked up things are fifteen to twenty minutes from your home in an engaging and well plotted fashion that nobody watches. Or any reality/entertainment news show that's rated number one for the week because they've got blurry night vision camera footage of Paris Hilton fucking a Great Dane. I know that last part hasn't happened........yet. Seriously, the way things are lately, wait six more months it's bound to happen.

LOCAL PROGRAMMING




Used to be more than just news stations badgering corrupt city government officials. For a time there was stuff like this....




Check out more info here. Campy fun awaits you every Friday night @ 1am on TV 20 Detroit. With any luck this will replace the six o'clock news in another six months.

LOST BOYS 2 - The Tribe

Starring Cory Feldman. I shit you not.

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YEAH!





This looks like it could be very expensive, but worth every penny. As soon as works over I'm going home and checking my Tootsie roll coin collector to see if I can score a sweet video movie!

NO KIDDING???My first thought upon seeing this "Isn't Dom DeLuise dead?" Let's check IMDB.......Nope, he's still alive! When do you think they'll make another Cannon Ball Run movie? Yeah, probably have to wait and see how this one does first. Oh well, fingers crossed!

DOUBT

This movie will be worth your time and money, but this clip is funny.





You know, people are always going on and on about Ninjas. When the hell is Hollywood gonna get it's shit together and give us the movie about Ninjas we've been asking for? They did one about fucking pirates and that made a gajillion dollars, why not Ninjas now? Listen up Studios here's what you need. First you need a big shot producer......Joel Silver, he did Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and the Matrix. All three of those were action packed and hilarious, he's perfect for this. Next you need a kick ass director.....How about John Woo? He's do for a win in America right? Plus with all that black garb that Ninjas wear, he'd have a great eye for making that shit flow in the wind with doves and a Nic Cage cameo. Cast Brad Pitt in the John Depp role and a bunch of hot up and coming British/Australian actors, BOOM! instant hit. The best part is, you don't even need to pay a writer, it writes itself!
Now get to it.

Call the dog.

Will Arnett Impregnates the Olsen Twins mouths.

Or not. I think it's real.



This show deserves a watch.

REALITY







What's great about this clip is that it gets everything right about how this cop and this nurse would interact in real life. Kudos to the director and editor for the smooth flowing realistic feel of the scene. Samurai Cop is now at the top of my Netflix cue and no surprise here....it's a long wait to get it.

Wookin' Pa Nub

(click the article to biggie size it.)

Maybe she'd have better luck on ebay??? If I had that kind of cash and if she was willing to go "ass to ass" I'd consider it......but man, she'd really have to sell it.