George Romero's Diary of the Dead trailer.

From the land of the obvious.

Study concludes government lied us into Iraq war. No fucking shit.

Foreigners have some fucked up toys.

Heath Ledger's death means another failed project for Terry Gilliam.

I have a new theory. This guy is in reality THIS GUY, but living in metro Detroit. If you catch him at an Art Fag show, see if he reacts to "I hear Lumberg fucked her." Good luck on the logo. I vote for shark/ penis.

Cheers.

When life gives you lemons, fuck the shit out of them...

Carl. Life long NY GIANTS fan. Gives thanks and praise.

Enjoy.

WHY?

Maybe cause your rich and you desire a lack of functionality? Seriously look at the specs on this thing! All starting at $1799??? Plus for the cost of the solid state drive you could buy a pc laptop or a regular macbook. Usually this time of year is pretty exciting for tech geeks with CES and Macworld, but this year was pretty lame. Come to think of it so was last year. CES is almost like going to a flea market. They've got a ton of shit, some of it you've never seen before, like the Scarface picture frame that comes with a pic of Tony Montana and a replica hand gun. In the end it's nothing you really want to buy. Perhaps with the rapid rate of change in technology our expectations are now way to high. Guess I'm still waiting on the all in one device that fits in my pocket and blows me. Perhaps in a few years they'll add a replica of Steve Job's lips to the iPhone?

TECHNOLOGY IS FUNNY




The war that no one cares about is almost over. Yippie!!!

Cockwanking-titshit.

I lied. Not done yet for the week.

Swearing correctly and creatively in the UK.

Like electric underwear

Jimmy Carter has what America needs in my "big, hairy ballsack!" You know, they're being funny but it's kinda true.

Anyone have any thoughts about Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles? I want to give it a passing chance just because Summer Glau was so good in Firefly, but... it seems like it could super suck.

Art Fag, Inc. are doing stuff tonight in Hamtramck, MI with Friendly Foes, which, if you know anything about anything makes that your destination for tonight. Because, say what you want about Art Fag's, they sure know how to improve musical property value by fixing things up. Or something.

(If you didn't click on the Friendly Foes link, do it. Go to their myspace and download the songs. Then go to the effing show. What else do you have to do tonight? Watch the unrated version of Live Free or Die Hard?)

So, if you know me you know how much i hate politics. But, let's pay attention to our civic duties here real quick in the state of Michigan. On Tuesday is our Primary day. Which is well and good if you're a Republican, everything is set to go as planned. But if you're a Democrat most of the top contenders have taken their names off of our ballot. So, here's my plan. Vote in the Republican primary. I say vote for Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee. Ron Paul because it sounds like a porno alias, and Huckabee because i thought the movie I (heart) Huckabee was great.

Cloverfield. With all the hype building i have a feeling it's going to be a terrible disappointment. Someone tell me when the movie hits the web.

I'll finish with this, which, for some reason kind of excites me. Have a great weekend.

WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S 3


Substitute the names in the article with Johnathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy and you've got the treatment for the completion of the WAB trilogy we've been waiting for. You can pretty much imagine how the interview for this movie would go.

John Tesh (finally gave up on music): Some would say this is nothing more than a grab for cash?

Andrew McCarthy: They can say what they want but, we...those of us who made the picture, know what the truth is. The facts are we wouldn't have done it without a really good script and what's better than one that's ripped from something that really happened? Plus Johnathan and I have always had a deep love of these characters and wondered where they'd be with Bernie in there Sixties.

John Tesh: How do you respond to the fact that up until now people thought that you were dead?

Andrew McCarthy: People are always confusing me with River Phoenix and I get that.

Seriously if they can get this and the next Bill and Ted movie out, we may be able to solve all of our problems in the Middle East.

Knocked Up + Brokeback = AMAZING

This is why you "buy" the DVD.




From roughly the same world, Michael Cera on "Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis.

Because i love you.

I have a rental car. This is not noteworthy. It has Sirius radio. Slightly more noteworthy. That i found myself singing along to the new(ish) Nada Surf Song, for me, noteworthy. Click here to hear 'Nada-Surf---See-These-Bones' I don't know if it's because i'm getting older, and they had that one song on the MTV that i kinda hated but now i'm wholly indifferent to. Is this a nostalgia thing, or do they have a good song here? Enough apologizing. I like this song right now. (New album drops in a month.)

Because you need something to put on your netflix cue - Monster Island starring Carmen Electra, Adam West and the Backstreet Boys Nick Carter. It's an MTV Films production. I bet it's worse than it looks. Trailer.