Well, I must have been good this year, because santa brought me something I really, really wanted.

Live video of a GIANT SQUID!!!!

Everyone here knows I'm a huge geek of many different flavors. But think of my fellow blogger's love of movies, action figures, politics, and breasts all added togeather. The resulting pile of gigantic geeky love might equal my love of the weird animals that live in the sea. Maybe.
Ever since I was a little kid I was facinated by the animals that lived in the sea. Especially the huge ones that stayed mostly away from the world's cameras. No animal was more ellusive than the giant squid. For years i dreamed I would be the one to discover and study it. Obviously, that isn't happening and that's probably a good thing. But I can live vicariously through other scientists as they finally, after years of trying, get the creature alive on film.

Sadly, in filming the animal, the scientists killed it. Guys, seriously, let's try a little harder here to not be such jerks. However, it was the Japanese, who seem to bring their kamakazie attitude to all walks of life, including science.

The upside? The scientists announce that the animal is not nearly as rare as they once thought. Just think of these things, filling the ocean depths.

And the one caught on film? That was a small one.

Merry Channumas to all and to all a good night.

HAM, FAMILY AND A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM


Here's a more family friendly view of Grindhouse


Watch Tango or Cash (I always get them confused) Romance ladies with Boones Farm and KFC, spread out on his skull decorated hood.

this movie is the polar opposite of a Micheal Bay film. Wash your eyes out with this after seeing the Transformers trailer.

ODENKIRK!!!!

So, I haven't done one of these "history" things in awhile, so I thought I'd reflect on the Mayflower landing in Plymouth on this day in 1620.

Thusly reflected. Moving on.

Do I have a crush on Justin Timberlake? Cuz, Justin Timberlake is working with Duran Duran. Also, he was in another skit on Saturday Night Live that i found very amusing. I'm practically blowing the guy. Jeebus.

In local Detroit news - on the heels of the Book-Caddilac building being re-habbed, yet another long abandoned hobo-hotel is being given a new life.

Colbert v. The Decemberists had a guitar solo "Guitarmageddon" greenscreen challenge. It was very funny.

New TRANSFORMERS trailer or Independence Day sequel?





Michael Bay is the new Alan Smithee. His name should be a vulgar insult. Instead of telling someone that they're a disgusting, vile, clap infected vagina face you should just call someone Michael Bay.

Justin Timberlake makes me laugh intentionally.



Go figure. Now go give your girl that special gift.

UPDATE: DO NOT JUDGE UNTIL YOU HIT PLAY. Then put your dick in a box.

LET'S BLOW SHIT UP REAL GOOD!

So, does this mean that the nerdy looking PC guy is a villan to? Not sure about this one, not one shot of Endo in the trailer.....Live Free or Die Hard .

SUCK IT TIMBERLAKE, FOR IN 2007 I'M BRINGING GANG RAPE BACK! TOP THAT!!!!

Thoughts:

Battlestar Galactica is pissing me off. Yes I totally expected the 'cliffhanger' ending for they do it every fucking time. The preview for next season though? Wow, really gay! I mean who the fuck cares about this love triangle shit? And was that Evanescence playing in the background? Get your balls back Battlestar! Next preview needs to be a mushroom cloud, the screams of small children and Olmos eye fucking Xena.


I'm thinking we the founders of this site need to challenge Mark Steven Johnson to a street brawl. We'll do it for a charity, like gay people who can't accessorize for shit or puppies that get dropped kicked in Peru, whatever. I just want to fight him. Get Michael Bay in this as well. I'd love to taste his marrow.

Its official.....David Lynch is as 'indie' as the Gap. He's been working the media circuit pan handling his new three hour 'epic' INLAND EMPIRE which he is distributing himself. To help regain the money loss that is sure to happen, Lynch is selling himself as a brand. That's right you deep misunderstood art school drop out, now you can now download ERASERHEAD ringtones and even buy David Lynch Signature Cup; a brand of coffee that comes in Espresso, Decaf and House Roast. Expect 'Creatively Bankrupt' sometime next year. Available at davidlynch.com! When asked what the David Lynch brand stands for by Entertainment Weekly, Lynch simply said "freedom". I say, "well the Goths and hipster kids need a George Lucas to be disappointed by too!"

Next week I'll review Mel Gibson's Sugar Frosted Hate Flakes. A cereal so good you'll almost believe the Holocaust never happened!

FREEDOM! FREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMM!!

WANNA MEET THE KING OF DISAPPOINTMENT?



As he shows you what it's like to have hemerroids on your face.

By the by here's a pic of Lattejesus, if you want some xmas love, Latte style. Drop us your info in the comments section. Latte says "What u c is what u git!!!"

amazing?

this could not have been an easy edit.

ITS GONNA BE OKAY....

Just keep repeating this over and over again.

Sure you hate your job.

Your lover.

Your pets.

Your house.

Your life.

But just take comfort in knowing that we have comics out there that are
willing to do this to make you laugh.

You see? It's all good.

Hey buddy, why you going fetal????

OLYPHANT STILL PISSED IN 07

Great news there's a fourth Die Hard on the way!!!! And old Seth is being cast as the villian.
He's got the angry part down, now how bout a german accent? Here's hoping the plot has something to do with a distraught Lions fan hellbent on the distruction of Ford Field.

Plus, he's gonna be a Hitman.

Pants is also on the verge of getting a hot tip on Rambo IV. Rember if it's a fourth movie you don't care about, you'll be able to find out what you don't care to know here!