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Monday, March 26, 2007

Rome: Series finale last night. Rome has been one of the all around best shows i've seen in a long time. Violence, sex, politics, ancient military formations, british accents, decadence, greed, and did i mention the sex and the violence? Anyhow, that show totally made having HBO worthwhile. Last nights series finale was an appropriate end to the series. It wasn't over the top, and it didn't try to go sappy at the end. One small thing: When Marc Anthony says "Do you find that funny? Do i amuse you? Am I a clown? Should I dance for you?" i felt like they straight up cribbed from Goodfellas.
When this comes out on DVD you must buy it.

Battlestar Galactica: Season Finale? It's MARCH. And they end with a promo saying they'll be back in 2008? Can i say again, it's MARCH. I'm not sure how much i'm going to miss it. The last couple of episodes have been much better than the whole previous season. But at the same time, I don't know that I care. So, we now know who 4 of the 5 of 5 are. Great. That was awfully anticlimactic. And it's strongly hinted who the 5th is, with her magical return. I hope the next season is the end of the series and they make an effort to keep it focused and interesting. Gaius Baltar was the only really interesting storyline to me this season. The rest of it...?

Anyhow, that's the TV geek stuff I have. Thoughts and comments are always appreciated.

Music thoughts: new Modest Mouse is really good, don't know why anyone's questioning it. The new album by The Stooges is stupid good. I like it. You can unplug your brain, like any good Iggy/Stooges thing. I'm a newcomer to the Idlewild, but i dig it. New album comes out tomorrow, i believe, but i've been enjoying it for a couple of weeks now.

In iblog-o-friend news: Jasper at WebVomit keeps moving. I think he's embarrassed that I keep name dropping his ass. But I'm that retarded kid that keeps showing up at peoples houses until their mom pulls me aside and tells me that although she's TRIED to get her kids to play nice with me, they just can't stand me, and could i just stop coming around because it'd be the best for everyone involved. I'm that kid. And Jaspers the mom. And Grimlock. At the same time. Anyhow, click the link, update your bookmark. Be sure to call him a jackass and sign him up for the imac mailing list.

Speaking of this:


Lattejesus and nubby, where are you guys? I miss science. And also naked dudes.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I realize it's been quiet around here. Stupid busy at the job that pays the mortgage. Gaze at this until it slows down.


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Fearnet.com winning hearts and minds everywhere.

Fearnet.com is running a contest along the lines of the NCAA "March Madness" called March Massacre 2007. Now, all you have to do is get an account and you select who you think would win in a fight between, say, Chucky vs. Leprechaun, all laid out in the form that you so recognize from the NCAA tournament. I think there's prizes or something also. I approve.

So America, i see that you listened to me and went to see 300 and Bridge to Teribithia. Good job
. Maybe you're not as foolish as i thought. Keep it up. And someone PLEASE write a review of 300 for me. Thanks.

If you're into swedish dance music, The Sounds have a new album coming out. Hilarious show last time they were in Detroit. I'd see them again if i had nothing going on that night.

I love this chick.
Where did he find her? She's perfectly fine with this. .





Friday, March 09, 2007

I'm gonna say this, people. There are a lot of movies out there that have nothing to do with motorcycles. Some of them are good, at least according Rotten Tomatoes.com. So, FYI people, you can check out these movies pretty much anywhere this weekend.

300 - which looks like it will either be awesome or awesomely boring. Check it out, you tell me.

Zodiac - which, according to some, is a great film (but make sure to hit the restrooms before the movie starts.

Bridge to Terabithia - is getting rave reviews and i know nothing about it. Check it and report back.

If that just doesn't appeal to you at all, go see Black Snake Moan for f's sake. I don't care. Just no more motorcycles, okay?
I thank you in advance, and if you're still undecided and want to concentrate all of your efforts on one movie, my vote is for 300.
Go make daddy proud this weekend.

iakf

Thursday, March 08, 2007

I'm guessing your day is downright retarded. You're humping the same shit you've been humping all week and you're just trying to get through until tomorrow.

Let Mustache! put a smile on your face.

This is from their myspace page:
the story

MUSTACHE! is Travis Falcontamer on gitar and vocals and Jessie Grizzlebottom on Drums! Man do we rock! We worked in the mines up in Duluth for a few years but always had the dreem of rocking out for money and now we do! Man its like a fairy tale and we feel like two sinderellas! Now that we are livin large and making the big bucks we just take solos all day and feel awesome about ourselves! check out the badass tunes! no sissy shit!


Mustache! are the pride of Duluth, Minnesota and they're so terrible they're hilarious. I'm guessing they're the best thing Duluth has going. (Did you know that Duluth is only one hour away from the largest open pit mine in the world? And how!) Go to the site. Look at the pictures. Listen to the song "I got a Mustache!" and feel free to smile. Chances are if you email them they will probably be so happy that you've heard of them that they will instantly make you their new best friend. I'm not making this promise for them, this is just an educated guess.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

This download should take 5-6 minutes....


Yeah and Iron Man never uses his suit while under the influence. Tried to download the 7 minute trailer for Spider-man 3 last night......let's just say I totally didn't wake up to find

TYUI
GHJK
BNM,

Imprinted on my forehead and a message saying "this download should take 5-6 minutes"

Anyway as luck would have it, nerds with better computer skills than myself rose to the not so difficult challenge.

Spider-man 3 trailer click here.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

I hate you guys.

But, it isn't Ghost Rider ($94.8 million tears and rising), and that's all i asked for.

I nominate this guy as the most incompetent murderer in the world. All tragedy aside, look at this idiot. He kept part of her torso in his GARAGE, left parts of her all over the place, ran, called his sister FROM HIS CELLPHONE while still on the run, and stumbled through a national forest without shoes or a jacket. I'm guessing planning was never his strong suit. Jackass.

We're still in Afghanistan still? Who knew?

Britain's sure-fire cure for insomnia nearly finished.


teh gayeh or non? u decide.