This is GENIUS.

Ricky Gervais on some British TV show reads a scene from the Sarah Palin porno with Thandie Newton. And its AMAZING.

Because it's that time of year again.


Go on. Carve a virtual pumpkin. You know you want to.

Haunted House directory. Find a haunted house near you!

Cider Mill directory. Find a cider mill near you!!

Ghost hauntings! Get molested by the supernatural near you!!!!

Oogie Style!

wtf?


no. seriously. wtf?

In other news, this is everywhere, but its still funny.

Carry on.

We're hoping to focus on younger women, cuz older women know this stuff already.

Ah. This is even funnier if you were ever in scouts.

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

The Hoff.

KITT vs. KARR

Because you need it.

The Wilhelm Scream.