I know, it seems like i'm practically blowing this guy...

So, Jackson Publick has again updated his live journal. And he posts some interesting stuff, including a screen shot of Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. tied up and bloodied in a cave. This means something if you've seen the show. Which you should.
Also, he drops this tidbit:
"...but I'm trying to book a couple of guest voice actors to make it more fun and keep things interesting. They probably won't mean much to anyone but me, but I'm excited about it. Why can't you just let me enjoy this?!"
Which got me thinking, okay, so who would he book that HE would be excited about but that wouldn't mean much to anyone. Any guesses? Given Jackson's affinity for the comic realm, would Neil Gaiman be too big to be considered someone who wouldn't mean much? He has exactly one voice acting credit to his name?
Your guesses?
I promise this is the last time i post twice on a subject like this.
In other news: this guy may be my hero.
In other OTHER news: more pussy for the rest of us.

Take care, y'all.

Yeah. It's over a month old.

Hi. I have many diverse interests. Add that to my inherent laziness, and you understand why you should in no way be trying to get up to date info on anything from me.

Let's talk. One of the most underrated shows on Cartoon Network is the Venture Brothers. It's smart, topical, witty and bitingly sarcastic. I'm a fan. So, why has it taken me this long to find Jackson Publick's livejournal page? He's the creator of the show, and, i guess, updates his stuff periodically. And according to his site Season 3 is in the middle of production. Or at least was over a month ago. So, there will be a season three, and hopefully before end of year.

If you visit this site and don't go to the webvomit then you are missing the whole point of the internet. Anyhow, Jasper over at Webvomit has discovered that the best comedy show you've probably never heard of has done something awesome. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has posted a pre-season episode on it's myspace page. God luv 'em for that. The great news? It's one of their funniest.

In non-television related stuff. Saw the Johnny Headband musicsplosion on Saturday. Easily one of the most fun shows i've been to in a long time. I think they are awesome and well worth the effort to go see. Which means you should. You know. Go see them.



FYI - blogger is teh suk. Teknicul ishues abound.

TRANSFORMERS RE JOYCE!!!

Thanks to the stupidity of the HD DVD and Blu-Ray format wars that 99% of the world doesn't know or care about, one positive thing has happened...

Michale Bay is not happy.

See folks, being stubborn and greedy can be good every once in awhile. That's probably the best $150 million dollars Microsoft has ever spent. Sure they could have spent that on a better OS than Vista, but where's the fun in having a computer that works with......anything???

WHAT DO YOU DO?

When your career is in the toilet? Blame the Government!
If anything he's still got his music career, right? Lorenzo Lamas I'm looking at you! Show us you can at least dance.

Set Your TIVO

clipped from: www.pro-rock.com

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CLUTCH TO APPEAR ON ACE OF CAKES - (8/13/07) - The Food Network was at the last 9:30 Club show in D.C. filming some of the show for Ace of Cakes. Here are the air times for the episode featuring Clutch August 16 - 10:00 PM EST August 17 - 1:00 AM EST August 25 - 3:00 PM EST September 23 - 5:00 PM EST September 23 - 11:00 PM EST September 24 - 2:00 AM EST

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Actually watched this episode at 1AM last night. Very. very. Awesome. So much Clutch. On the Food Network no less. Turns out that Charm City Cake's manager, Mary Alice, is Neil Fallon's little sis.
WHO. FUCKING. KNEW???

I should be rich.

Hey, book publishing assholes. I have no morals. I will invent history for you, just like this guy.

I want money. And i will not let facts get in the way of senseless pandering.

I realize there will be jerkoffs like this nut-crust who will "fact check" "history" or whatever, but i promise you, we are both strong enough to ignore the truth. You want someone to invent history to make it favorable to your views. I want a C-130 filled with cash. I will use Stephen Mansfield as inspiration, and i promise i can do just as good as this:
(from Talk to Action)
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'll be writing much more over the next few weeks about the numerous instances of Christian nationalist revisionism found in Ten Tortured Words, but will end for now with a striking example of Stephen Mansfield's own brand of word torturing, in the form of the following Madison "quote," found on page 146.

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Religion is the basis and foundation of government. -- JAMES MADISON

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Where does this quote come from? Well, according to Mansfield's note, Madison's Memorial and Remonstrance Against Religious Assessments. Here is the untortured paragraph from that document, with the words assembled by Mansfield to create his quote in bold.

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15. Because finally, "the equal right of every citizen to the free exercise of his Religion according to the dictates of conscience" is held by the same tenure with all his other rights. If we recur to its origin, it is equally the gift of nature; if we weigh its importance, it cannot be less dear to us; if we consider the "Declaration of those rights which pertain to the good people of Virginia, as the basis and foundation of government," it is enumerated with equal solemnity, or rather studied emphasis.

Here are my thoughts on Barry Bonds. And Bedazzlers.

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I want to thank my co-worker for sending me this. I can't stop watching.

OMFG.




Van Halen. Give it a rest. You are over.

Last Night I had this terrible dream...

I dreamed that someone got Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter to do a TV show together, centered around his daughter living a secret double life as a pop star. And then if that wasn't enough, they decided to get Haley Joel Osment's sister to star along side her. I dreamed that the TV show was a hit, and Billy Ray Cyrus had steady work again after his TV Show Doc.

OMG. I wasn't dreaming.

The best part? Billy Ray Cyrus' daughters name on the show is Miley. Which is also the name that she's credited with, because that was the nickname she was given because "she smiled so much". Her real name is Destiny Hope. But the super best part? Billy Ray Cyrus just released a new album. Go figure.
There is a whole world out there that i just know nothing about.

UPDATE: Disney just keeps hitting them out of the park. Trailer for National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets. Bravo, Disney. You are truly a man among boys.