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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Kick-Ass.

In this trailer a twelve year old girl says fuck and cunt, and shoots a whole bunch of people (so, probably totally safe for work depending on if you work the front desk of the Bunny Ranch). And its funny and cute. AND Nick Cage is involved. Weird, right? Watch trailer, then google movie - kick ass. And start watching

I'm not saying its gonna be epic. But its got a lot of potential.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Are we still here?

So. Juggalos. Let's talk about them. First was the amazing advertisement for "The Gathering", a weekend meth fueled Insane Clown Posse and company music/backyard wrestling event. Then I discovered there's a whole documentary on "The Gathering" where you feel pity for a couple who fly from England to be married by Violent J. Now. Now you've gone meta. (golf clap) Good work ICP. Saturday Night Live has spoofed you. Pretty much dead on. It's strange that i find the actual ad funnier than the SNL skit. But that's me.