NO. SHIT.

So. I guess this thing is still here. Everything does live forever on the internet. So, i guess with nothing else to write about, let's do some political analysis for the 2016 Presidential Elections.

Basically I feel like it should be kind of like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest, and in that respect, i think we'll be saluting Governor Chris Christie, as he clearly has the needed skills to suck down a bunch of hot dogs faster than everyone else. And by hot dogs i mean penises. And by penises i mean getting rich dudes to make it rain on his face. With money.

So here's a list of things that need to stop in politics:
1. politics - as in, some things don't need to be political to do, just get them done. Like helping veterans NOT commit suicide.
2. voluntary elections - as in, every registered voter should be sent a ballot, weather, and life shouldn't get in the way.
3. politicians personal lives - i do not give one fuck what two consenting adults do as long as it's not illegal and not compromising or endangering the country. Five day fuckfests with staffers i do not care about.

Also. My lawn.

Get off of it.