Yeah,

I could post a long blog. Commenting on things. Bands. Music. The Gutter Twins. Local Detroit blogging i-pissing contests, wtf. ever. But i don't feel up to it today. I'm loaded with eggs and syrup, and this made me laugh. I love John C. Reilly cuz he is AWESOME.

NICE!



But where is Gary Busey? or would that be to creepy?

It's Eternal.

My love of Gary Busey will never cease. Ever. Watch as he assaults Jennifer Garner on the red carpet last night.

Good News (redacted) News

Terry Gilliam's movie that had Heath Ledger in one of the roles will continue, with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law all stepping into his character at certain times in the movie. If anyone can make this work, it's Gilliam. story.

Supreme Court: Freedom Fail. Go back to eating your chalupa's. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You stupid skank, you do not even have Marilyn Monroe's acting ability, let alone looks. And Marilyn's acting skills were on par with William Shatners.

Fidel Castro is finally tired of waving his dick at America. Asks his brother to drop trow in his place. Funny story about Castro. JFK and Bobby Kennedy created a covert group within the CIA to assassinate this guy, using both the mob and trying to come up with James Bond like secret weapons that they gave to Cuban dissidents. Why so angry at him you ask? Because he had the audacity to defy the Kennedy's by continuing to live after the Bay of Pigs invasion. They took it personally.

Men listen to music more intellectually. Now this is a fact. A woman hears "Umbrella" by Rihanna and they think about the SYMBOLISM of it all, where as men think about banging Rihanna. It's a FACT.

Happy Valentines Day.

i smell a shit sandwich.

pwnd.


$6 for a fifth of whiskey. try it. you'll love it. And you'll be oh so rugged.

THIS MAKES YACHT ROCK 11 EVEN BETTER



For the longest time I've always thought no one could ever top Steve Perry in the awesome music video department, but I think Kenny Loggins just did with this little number. It's part "The Great Escape" and "Beat It" all rolled into one. The best part is how the video has nothing to do with Footloose whatsoever. Can you imagine how that went down with the studio?

Movie Guys: Kenny, we really dig I'm free and we'd love to have Kevin Bacon in the video!

Loggins: No.

Movie Guys: But the song's on the soundtrack, we've got this great idea that involves Kevin dancing at a Circle K with the monkey from Project X.

Loggins: Nope. Sorry Movie Guys, you can have the song but the video.......that's where I take it to the next level.

And that he did....

Is it just me or is that the waitress from Sideways he's trying to escape with? What a way to start a career!

It was a JOKE you FUCKING IDIOT.