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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Good News (redacted) News

Terry Gilliam's movie that had Heath Ledger in one of the roles will continue, with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law all stepping into his character at certain times in the movie. If anyone can make this work, it's Gilliam. story.

Supreme Court: Freedom Fail. Go back to eating your chalupa's. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You stupid skank, you do not even have Marilyn Monroe's acting ability, let alone looks. And Marilyn's acting skills were on par with William Shatners.

Fidel Castro is finally tired of waving his dick at America. Asks his brother to drop trow in his place. Funny story about Castro. JFK and Bobby Kennedy created a covert group within the CIA to assassinate this guy, using both the mob and trying to come up with James Bond like secret weapons that they gave to Cuban dissidents. Why so angry at him you ask? Because he had the audacity to defy the Kennedy's by continuing to live after the Bay of Pigs invasion. They took it personally.

Men listen to music more intellectually. Now this is a fact. A woman hears "Umbrella" by Rihanna and they think about the SYMBOLISM of it all, where as men think about banging Rihanna. It's a FACT.

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