WHAT MORE NEEDS TO HAPPEN PEOPLE?!!!

I don't get it. Maybe it's the state of the world, our country's embrace of the aim low/expect less culture (Simple Life, Larry the Cable Guy, etc). It could be Rachel Ray's Down Syndrome-like skull has put each and every one of you into a stupor. No matter the reason you need stop drinking the Kool Aid, read a book and watch Tom Goes To the Mayor.

Why? Well aside from breaking past the one-note jokes that have become the majority of the Adult Swim line up (Venture Brothers and Robot Chicken the exception to the rule) the last two episodes featured Gary Busey as a pre teen wrestling coach and Robert Loggia as a Waterbed salesman. That's right, Robert fucking Loggia! Casting alone makes this show funnier than three entire seasons of Mind of Menica and watching a drunken co-ed fall off a roof while flashing her joy cans.

We now return you to your needless purchasing of tube tops on Overstock.com; but first, a little piece of American craftsmanship. Ah ignorance, the one industry our Nation can still master.




"That would look right classy on my belt-'em-up buckle when I'm poundin' the misses to that new Travis Tritt album."