DE-LAYED.
White collar crime lost a poster boy today. Kenny Lay has died of a massive heart attack (yep, even Money Grubbing Cyborgs have 'em now). Reports don't say it was during a massive 72 hour Grandma rape but we at the staff of 'Pants' know better.
Pour your finest 30 year old Scotch on the tennis court for this credit to the Upper Crust. Here is a picture of Ken during happier times.
To make matters worse upon entering the Afterlife, Mr. Lay was robbed of some prime beach front property.
It appears he has been classified as a 'Hoarder'. Yet another injustice for Corporate America. C'mon Satan, look at this guy! Clearly he can be deamed Wrathful too (well, as long as it has clubs that keep the Jews and the street people away)!
Fear not Kenny for we shall overcome some day.
PEACE OUT.
White collar crime lost a poster boy today. Kenny Lay has died of a massive heart attack (yep, even Money Grubbing Cyborgs have 'em now). Reports don't say it was during a massive 72 hour Grandma rape but we at the staff of 'Pants' know better.
Pour your finest 30 year old Scotch on the tennis court for this credit to the Upper Crust. Here is a picture of Ken during happier times.
To make matters worse upon entering the Afterlife, Mr. Lay was robbed of some prime beach front property.
It appears he has been classified as a 'Hoarder'. Yet another injustice for Corporate America. C'mon Satan, look at this guy! Clearly he can be deamed Wrathful too (well, as long as it has clubs that keep the Jews and the street people away)!
Fear not Kenny for we shall overcome some day.
PEACE OUT.
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