NO. SHIT.

So. I guess this thing is still here. Everything does live forever on the internet. So, i guess with nothing else to write about, let's do some political analysis for the 2016 Presidential Elections.

Basically I feel like it should be kind of like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest, and in that respect, i think we'll be saluting Governor Chris Christie, as he clearly has the needed skills to suck down a bunch of hot dogs faster than everyone else. And by hot dogs i mean penises. And by penises i mean getting rich dudes to make it rain on his face. With money.

So here's a list of things that need to stop in politics:
1. politics - as in, some things don't need to be political to do, just get them done. Like helping veterans NOT commit suicide.
2. voluntary elections - as in, every registered voter should be sent a ballot, weather, and life shouldn't get in the way.
3. politicians personal lives - i do not give one fuck what two consenting adults do as long as it's not illegal and not compromising or endangering the country. Five day fuckfests with staffers i do not care about.

Also. My lawn.

Get off of it.

This.

V COUNT MACULA - So Damn Busy from THIRSTY BOY ENT. on Vimeo.

The Kiss of Death.

So. Immediatly after saying we'll be posting a bunch more we went silent for a long ass time. Yup. That's what we do. Mind fuck and what not.

Anyhow. Here's what's important. This may be the greatest trailer i've seen in awhile. And no its not fucking Iron Man 2. This is a Japanese movie called Alien versus Ninja. And it seems to me that this is a movie a young Sam Raimi could have made if he was way into ninjas and horror movies.

You decide.



Also. Dr. Horribles Sing Along Fan-Made 8-Bit Video Game via Topless robot.

And in case you missed it, Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call New Orleans is now out on DVD. Now, i haven't seen it yet, but it looks like its terrible in the best way. If you've seen it, please email me with a review.

Cheers.

It looks like we ran Super Bowl ads? No one told me.

So, i ended up DVR-ing the puppy bowl on animal planet and watched the Super Bowl. Not a bad game, but then again for me its all about the ads. Which were, lame to weird. I think there were three "Furry" friendly spots in a row. Something about a beaver ending up in a hot tub in a limo with a bikini chick, i don't even know what they were advertising, then something for the Benicio Del Toro werewolf film, and then something with an Orca Whale. You know. The sexy ones. Also there were two ads in a row about people with no pants. One had a song. I think its now our ad and our song.

But far and away the winner for me is one you can't find on the CBS Sports Super Bowl ads website.

Betty White.
Abe Vigoda.

To me everything Betty White touches is gold.

The More You Know...

Learn how to survive a 35,000 foot fall. It may come in handy one day.

From Cracked: The 5 Most Statistically Full of Shit Stereo Types.

Zero Punctuation. Best and funniest video game reviews. And the animation is cool too.

Film Drunk found this freak. Just click play.


Hasbro's new awesome AT-AT. From the great geek site "Topless Robot".

Edible Nipple Tassels. Just in time for Valentines day.

Super Bowl Prediction: Over-hyped hyperbole 41 Hackneyed Cliche's 40 That's why i pick the Puppy Bowl. I'm betting on Bandit for MVP.

PS. We'll update this more often, I promise. Keep your head together and stay safe.

Know how i know you're gay?

You built the worlds largest phallic symbol. Thumbs up Dubai!

The only reason i can think of to go back to Comcast.

The website Topless Robot has Bruce Campbell's 10 Least Essential roles.

Tiger Woods sex tape? Pass.

Put on Nazi outfit. Get drunk. Win? Oh wait. It's okay if you're a celebrity.

Don Rickles everybody.

Kick-Ass.

In this trailer a twelve year old girl says fuck and cunt, and shoots a whole bunch of people (so, probably totally safe for work depending on if you work the front desk of the Bunny Ranch). And its funny and cute. AND Nick Cage is involved. Weird, right? Watch trailer, then google movie - kick ass. And start watching

I'm not saying its gonna be epic. But its got a lot of potential.