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Friday, July 07, 2006

Just some scraps before the weekend hits:

Rocky 6 trailer makes the idea of staring at Paris Hilton's snatch for 2 hours the lesser of two vomit inducing evils. (h/t dlisted)

Robert Downey Jr. is penning his memoirs. I'm guessing it will be like "A Million Little Pieces" but with court documents to back it up.

Justin Timberlake took his mouth away from Cameron Diaz's diseased crotch long enough to record an album that he says is like "David Bowie and David Byrne covering James Brown". You decide. (Put your mouth back where it belongs Justin. Stay away from the microphone.)

Out now, Johnny Depp makes you moist, and if you're out check out A Scanner Darkly. Then let me know whether it's worth seeing. Movies cost money and I'm broke.

One final note: if you're in the Ann Arbor, MI area on Saturday, come out to the Electric Six show and buy Armen and I a beer.



One Thing I Know For a Fact:
Detroit likes to get blown out.

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