Dance Monkey, DANCE!

Yeah, we missed any sort of patriotic, or sarcastically patriotic blogs. We didn't look down our noses at America, nor did we make redneck jokes about hands being blown off due to fireworks/alcohol/darwin. I have no regrets. I got to hear lattejesus yell "I wanna see REAL Jennifer Aniston rape! This is bullshit!" PAO had a great break. Hope you did too. Here's what we missed:

Tastefest courtesy of Jasper at Webvomit.

The Space Shuttle Discovery launched despite warnings from top NASA Admin.

Johnny Cash has released a posthumous album containing his final work.

God Bless America:


One Thing I Know For a Fact:
David Hasselhoff wants you to know who he is.