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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Apples? Oranges?

First official trailer for Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane.

In an attempt to keep the feds off of his ass, our friend Jasper has moved Webvomit to yet another undisclosed secret location.

A.I.D.S. is still around, H5N1 the avian flu might create and epidemic, and scientists are furiously working to…make semen taste better. Well, shit, I’d go gay if you could make cum taste like apples.

Superman Returns is getting great reviews. I’m still skeptical, but I’ll rely on Armen for the final word.

Axl Rose is still alive?

Here's your tasty, semen filled pic of the day:

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