GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS

So in talking with a Southern 'friend' (I use the term lightly) I began to wonder about the state of a 3rd Jason Bourne movie. Would this be the new X3? Thank God (meaning Sarah Silverman's sweet smooth ass) it would not. Paul Greengrass (director of the 2nd Bourne flick and Bloody Sunday) is a go as is Tony Gilroy (writer of all three flicks).

Now some of you may roll your eyes....FUCK YOU, your half-assed pet and your dead Grandma! You have never seen these flicks and have no knowledge of cinema!

Look, what makes these films great is the fact that big explosions and half assed one liners do not exist. The camera is pore-first into the actors making the action (and the acting) work. Don't think so? Enjoy watching a Matrix film fan boy and leave the reviews to us, the people who get laid outside of the virtual world.

Okay, okay. I've given this guy a little too much credit. Though he does make some interesting and risky choices, Matt Damon can also run straight into a fucking wall. Did he lap Jennifer Garner's snatch and taste some Affleck soy sauce? That's the only reason I can think he signed on to do this.

This will be a flick worth watching ONLY if Bob and Doug McKenzie provide the voices of his ill-fated balls.

MATT DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!