I'm sorry, Steely who? Should i know you?

Steely Dan are out of their fucking minds. Owen Wilson is in “You, Me and Dupree”. Steely Dan apparently had a song called “Cousin Dupree”, and that’s got their panties in a bunch. So they wrote an open letter to Owens younger brother Luke and posted it on their website.
From: steelydan.com

"What we suspect may have happened is this: some hack writer or producer or whatever they call themselves in Malibu or Los Feliz apparently heard our Grammy winning song "Cousin Dupree" on the radio and thought, hey, man, this is a cool idea for a character in a movie or something. OK, so the "cousin" idea was no doubt eliminated so as not to offend the Fundamentalist ticket buyers in the flyovers. Nevertheless, they, like, took our character, this real dog sleeping on the couch and all, and put him in the middle of some hokey "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" rip off story and then when it came time to change that characters name or whatever so people wouldn’t know what a rip the whole thing was, THEY DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO THINK UP A NEW FUCKING NAME FOR THE GUY!"

Read the whole fucking thing. It’s hilarious. They threaten to send a “dude like a Navy Seal only Russian” to, it sounds like, do bodily harm to either Luke or Owen or both. This is where we get interactive. I would like you to write a reply to Steely Dan from either Owen or, more appropriately, Luke Wilson.
(h/t to wwtd)