Ol' Skool

According to my boss, working during business hours is preferable to dicking around on the internet and updating the blog. Which is, let’s face it, fucking ridiculious. But I like money, and short of hustling for $5 handjobs, this is all I know how to do. Now, on with the show.

UPDATE: Brisco Muthafuckin' County Jr. complete series. Someone do Kung-Fu a solid and buy this for me. If you do i'll thank you on the blog.

Captain Jack Sparrow is gay. The proof? This chick said so. If that’s all the credibility you need, I want it to be known that I’m the most attractive man women have ever set their eyes upon, and that my 18” dick can sing the national anthem. I’m available for children’s parties.

Yargh!

Good Grief! I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

The Detroit Tigers have a 4.5 game lead on the White Sox going into the White Sox vs. Tigers series starting tonight. The rumor is that either the Tigers or the White Sox will bump either the Red Sox or Yankees out of the wildcard spot. Go Detroit.

Jasper over at WV has discovered the GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER CREATED. I’m perpetually in awe of his ability to master the internet tubes. Mostly for his ability to pull such young tail.

Here's your pic:




One Thing I Know for a Fact:
If Megadeth can make yet another comeback then why not Gary Glitter?