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Friday, July 21, 2006

Stumbling towards the weekend

Here is a “list of the 10 best and 5 worst” action movies based on comic books. WHERE IS ‘THE PUNISHER’?

Okay, let’s talk you tube. Latest phenomena. Greatest thing since sliced poon. No doubt. But it becomes incredibly easy to get distracted. Three things.
  1. Try this for me. Pick a song by a band you enjoy, enter into the You Tube, and start clicking on the shitty college bands covering that song. Hilarious. (HI-larious.)

  2. A lot of people think they are crazy people who just have fun and dance and sing along to songs, and they think it’s totally funny and hilarious. Guess what? You’re wrong. You’re doing what every idiot with a camera does on You Tube. It’s like broadcasting to the world “guess whose life is so mind-numbing and boring that I’ve been reduced to doing THIS and calling it entertainment.” Read a book for fucks sake. Then maybe you’ll say something interesting/funny on accident. (note to hot underage girls wearing loose fitting tank tops, you can completely disregard this and continue doing what you’re doing).

  3. I encourage this. This I can look down my nose upon. He’s singing seriously about Jesus.

My next wife. That’s just a whole new level of crazy.

Kurt Loder is alive and has opinions about movies. No really. I guess you’re supposed to care how he feels about “Lady in the Lake”.





One Thing I Know For a Fact:
This day in 1925 saw the end of the famous Scopes Monkey trial, setting the ground work for, of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (support the FSM for “Missionary Pirate” purposes).

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