Bruce Willis is a dead Superhero who doesn't know the aliens hate Mel Gibson (and that Kevin Smith is a douche)!!!!!!

Fun game to play kids! With the release and slow death of M. Night Shamalamadingdong's "Lady in the Water" the auteur who will eventually die for our sins and save the world created a creature called a Scrunt.

A little tip to you future over-rated screenwriters. When creating names for animals you might want to research modern slang...or at the very least Google.

Observe from Urban Dictionary (for my HTML link is out to lunch):

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrunt

Superman Returns is in risk of not returning, Little Man is doing great box office and the director of The Transporter movies (aka the most homoerotic action flicks of all time) is directing another Hulk movie. And you thought the first one sucked, shame on you.

Dream deep, big and long our dear readership of five. The end is near.