Et tu?

So, I know what you’re thinking (believe me, I’m married and I’m the master of this); you’re wondering what Jean Claude Van Damme has been up to, and rightly so. He’s an American (by way of Belgium) treasure, and all of his endeavors and projects should be celebrated with great fan fare and much revelry. And assplay. Well, great news everybody, turns out he’s got another movie coming straight to video soon, and someone at "Ain't it Cool News" actually saw AND reviewed this modern day classic. I am so excited I can barely contain my boner. Good thing I’m wearing my very durable Lee jeans today.

I haven’t decided yet whether this is the saddest of greatest thing I’ve ever seen. This is what I imagine the David Lee Roth Vegas act will look like in five years.

I guess they’re waiting for Angelina Jolie to squirt out a baby before going into production on Sin City 2. At least according to this site.

Apparently Jack Black has apparently found his one true lady to fuck gently.

If you watched VH1’s Flavor of Love starring Flava Flav of Public Enemy, this site has the funniest and best break down of the show. If you missed, you missed a glorious train wreck.



One Thing I Know For a Fact:
Today is the Ides of March, which literally means “the middle of March”, but today’s a bad day if you happen to be Julius Caesar (Psycho music starts playing, and then the stabbing).