DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME


This is what happens when you screw with robot cops!


Monday, Monday, Monday. It's the first day in a long journey to the next weekend, where I look forward to arm wrestling competitions and trips to the Pottery Barn. After I've served my time at work and come home to a fine Gordon's Fishermen fish sticks and instant potatoes with fruit cup dinner, it's time to numb what's left of my memory with tv.

Granted that last paragraph was totally unnecessary but your here reading it so your now on team lame ass with the rest of us, welcome aboard. Any who, Monday is 24 night, by no means is this a good show but, it's a good time passer. More or less the enjoyment from this dramadey comes from Kiefer Sutherlands ability to kill or torture people with a flip of a switch. What makes this so special now is they've got Peter Weller and C. Thomas Howl in the mix! Here's the set up for one of the funniest scene's I've seen on tv in a long time:

Kieffer (pointing gun at Robocop):Tell me where the nerve gas is.

Robocop: No.

Kieffer (points gun at Robocop's wife's leg and shoots, all kinds of sceaming): I shot her above the kneecap tell me what I need to know or I'll put her in a wheel chair!

Robocop (looks at wife): Nope, not gonna do it.

Kieffer (more or less says): Shit!

Robocop is the ultimate stonewaller! Seriously, I could care less what happens with the nerve gas. I want to see how Robocop explains this one in divorce court. "I'm just not gonna give it up for a flesh wound and wheel chairs are pretty sweet!" Now if they can get Rutger Hauer and C. Thomas Howl in a room together with nerve gas.......Nirvana, man just Nirvana!