ABOUT LASTNIGHT'S BBQThese right here were savin' up for desert, we was full up on the main course already.
Cletus likes his man flesh raw, where bobbie joe an me like it seared real good!
Oops, desert got away and the BBQ pit's all flamin' hot and everything......SHOOOOOT!!!!


So by now your aware there's a remake of the Hills Have Eyes opening wide this weekend, and I was privliged to catch a sneak peak of it lastnight. Due impart to COMICS ARCHIVES LOCATED IN REFORD MICHIGAN AT PLYMOUTH ROAD AND BEACH DAILY, One of metro Detroits finest retailers of comics, graphic novels sports cards and collectables.

No I have not seen the original and no I had not seen the director's previous film, Haute Tension. Although I'm well aware of what there about as a friend pointed out about Haute Tension "I've never seen a movie that's ending makes me hate everything that I liked that came before it!" I must admit the trailers for this remake gave the impression that it'd be creepy as fuck and that was something I was looking forward to. Well instead of creepy it was just plan old brutal visuals and not much else. The opening of the pic was promising, as much as the Dawn of the Dead remake, which was an excellent example of fine horror cinema. But alas what you get fromt the opening is what you get for the rest of the film. Sure the mutants were ugly and you weren't sure who was going to bite it next but, it's nothing more than a series of whose getting the pick axe to the forehead next. Of course, mixed in messages of America sucks, bombs are bad and people are jerks. Although the use of an American flag as a weapon was a nice touch. Seeing old glory sticking out of a mutant's neck was a fine piece of symbolism. Overall though it was ok for seeing it for free and that's how I recommend you seeing it.

On a side note, I'd think it be more interesting if they'd use the mutants from this film for X-Men 3. I'd also get the dude who played Sloth from the goonies to play the Proffesor X part.
Sounds mighty fine don't it?