Who needs tits when you have Yanni?

Barry Bonds did steroids. Kirby Puckett died last night. MLB trifecta now in play.

Yanni beats up his girlfriend just to prove that he’s a bad muthafucker. 50 cent is probably shaking in his bulletproof boots.

I’m trying to wrap my head around this. Pearl Jam HAVEN’T been broken up since the late 90’s when people last cared about them, and are now releasing yet another "Who" like album? Well, at least now you have something to give to that person you secretly hate but happen to be friends of your friends. (And if you really hate them and are independently wealthy, you can get tickets for them as they tour for the new album.)

Here’s an X3 trailer for you to chew on. Halle Berry still can’t find that English accent she had in the first movie.

Because you love Gina Gershon's tits.

Also, Eddie Van Halen needs some help.

Oh well. Here’s your pic biscuit of the day, enjoy!


One Thing I Know For a Fact:

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