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Sunday, March 12, 2006

IT'S EDUCATIONAL TIMES TWO!!!!!


You could go two ways with this.

1. Yet another reason to blame George Lucas for the decay of western civilization.

or

2. The best idea anybody's had since stem cell research.....Oops,My bad cells are people to.
Yeah, so there's nothing good about it really.



What do the films Brokeback Mountain and Minotaur have in common......at least two things!

1. They all hang around places with lots of sheep. No I don't know why. BUT, if being in the business of having lots of sheep is what they need, then business is GOOD!

2. Both are stories about love in a tough situation. Whether it's love amongst two Cowboys on a Mountain with an Ironic title or love of a half bull-half man and a woman to carry his seed. Until it needs to be cut out of her and she dies. Other than that it's pretty much the same.

And that brings us to Crash, which there's no doubt, alot of people had a hard time figuring out what this one was about. Here's two key things to take from this film.

1. People of all races hate eachother, why? Cause, people are jealous of other races skin pigmentation, some tan better than others. Mystery solved, what's next.......right....

2. Tony Danza finally plays a character whose name is not Tony. His name is Fred and no for those of you who haven't seen it that's not a spoiler, his name isn't said in the film. I IMDB'd his ass to find out!

Hope you got something from this, I know this guy did.

"Any Way You Want It"

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