My 3 Wisemen have nothing to do with Jesus until I puke.

It’s that time of year again. Yep, I’m talking about winter solstice. The real reason for the season. Fuck this hobbit. He has no business even hanging around this time of year. And for those of you thinking about celebrating the birth of your savior Joshua, well I’ve got two bits of bad news for you. (Yes I said Joshua. Click the link and find out why billions of bibles are probably wrong.)

I could go on a long rant a about my dislike for this season, but lets leave it at this: No one needs this kind of shit. We use this as an excuse to be greedy. I could do without.

BUT. If you must buy something for someone this year, great gifts would be either this or this will make you universally loved.

Now for your treat: retarded kids. Like ‘em? Fuck, I love them. The Kids of Widney High recorded an album of awesome songs. Oh, I’m the asshole that laughs at retarded kids singing. I’m that guy. Hate me while you chuckle to yourself listening to “Christmas is the Time”

ONE THING I KNOW FOR A FACT: Amendment 8 - Cruel and Unusual punishment -
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. - And yet... apocalypto.