WELL THAT SELLS IT...

America you've made the call and it shall ring throughout the land. Films with limey man-child wizards who have yet to have full ball droppage beat giant apes hands down. Yep 60 million isn't shabby for KONG but how will the furry bastard do in a second weekend remains to be seen. Myself I will pass because I just found out (SPOILER ALERT) the MONKEY DOESN'T THROW POO!

For that I say fuck you very much Peter Jackson, you used to be proud. Now look at your Adkins ass. Pussy.