All of England more "With It" than O'Reilly

FINALLY! Someone has finally fired the first return shot at Scarlett Johansson's continuing war on my pants. Just shows the British know a thing or two about war.

What the fuck, are we Canadians now?

Physics and the erotic art of fucking at the speed of light.

Best. Pic. EVER.

Elvis Costello pulls a Metallica. Except Elvis will probably leave with his dignity still intact.

Get everyone in your family a gift they will love forever and ever. By which I mean order the dvd of "Serenity" today.

Stephan Colbert is awesome. The Colbert Report kicks ass. Get tuned in. Here’s Stephan’s take on the movie King Kong:
"Kong is George Bush, Skull Island is Washington, and Naomi Watts is obviously America who Bush/Kong loves and tries to save by climbing the Empire State Building, which is… Iraq. Or maybe tax cuts. Could be both, it's a very complex movie. And of course the airplanes shooting at Kong/Bush are the press. Or possibly social security."

VH1 gets “Jewtastic” tonight. That’s not me just attempting humor through off-color stereotypes. That’s what they called their show. Let the Jew-larity ensue (there’s that off-color goodness we’re looking for. Sweet, sweet Jew jokes.)

One Thing I Know For a Fact:
Was it really seven years ago to the day when lying about a blowjob was a serious matter? We were so innocent back then. It was a time of hope for everyone. Mostly hope for husbands. Husbands who hoped that their wives would agree that oral sex isn’t in fact sex, so they were free to pursue extra-marital mouth love all they wanted.


Here ya go, kids… my idea of deliciously Jewtastic: