Dear person(s) that broke and entered my domain...

I hope you feel good about yourself. You should probably know something. You may have gotten the PS2, all of our games, our car keys, computer monitor, credit cards, and social security card, but you clearly don't watch My Name is Earl.
Karma is real, just ask Carson Daly. You will find happiness in your life, and because of what you did to us and probably others, your child will die of SIDS. Or have Down Syndrome. Or whatever. Something horrible. And I don't wish it upon you, I don't. But you reap what you sow (read your bible).
Also, you obviously don't watch CSI (and if you started watching CSI Miami and found it horrible, I commend you and understand), but here's the thing. IF you watched CSI you would know that leaving a brown floating log in our toilet bowl is (besides disgusting) leaving DNA EVIDENCE. If you've been convicted of a crime in the state of michigan, they have your DNA on file. If you become convicted of a crime in michigan, they will link this robbery to you.
So, my advice to you is 1. I'm installing a new security door in the back with a deadbolt and changing the locks, so you'll have to break into a window. 2. I'm getting a security system that monitors the windows, so don't break into the windows. 3. DON'T SHIT IN PEOPLES HOUSES AND NOT FLUSH. Because you'll get caught. And it's gross.
Thanks for making my life very difficult. Good luck with SIDS and Down Syndrome.