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Monday, October 31, 2005

Three Cheers for Halloween!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

YAY!!!!


And on with the show. In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that from 1995-2000 this blogger hosted and ran a heavy metal radio show. Which is why I find this site to be truly hilarious. Metalheads and non-metalheads alike, feel free to laugh at the sub-genre called “black metal” with their full on corpse paint, and terrible, awful, retarded props.

One more heavy metal note: Ah-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! You know what? I probably would have been way into this five years ago. Maybe I’ll cry myself to sleep because of my misspent youth. Or just shrug and move on.

On to the world of TV. ROME last night. Incest. Icky, but I kept watching. Three episodes left. I’m still hooked. If you got Comcast, OnDemand motherfucker!

On to Halloween stuff tonight: What to watch, what to watch…
A&E has “The Secret Life of Vampires” which, seriously, not my thing.
History Channel has “Haunted Halloween” which could be cheesy fun.
Bravo is running “A Nightmare on Elm Street” which is more my thing.
TMC is running “Psycho”, getting better.
HBO is running “Dave” naturally (what?)
Starz is opting for that Halloween classic “Kindergarten Cop” (it’s not a tumah!)
You know what? I think you’ll all agree, the right choice in this situation is turning on The Oxygen Network for their Xena Warrior Princess marathon.

Anyone watched the recent South Parks? I think they’re still looking to find their stride. Two “eh’s” so far.

And WTF with the Simpson continually doing their Tree house of Horror the week after the Halloween? At that point I’m just looking forward to Thanksgiving.


Here's your pic. Just remember, if they took this much time to do this, it's probably not supposed to be as funny as I find it, which makes it just hilarious.

2 Comments:

  • At 7:32 PM , Blogger armen said...

    Simipsons special airs the week after halloween cause it's november sweeps. What does that mean? Nothing to us cause we don't work for Fox.

     
  • At 10:32 AM , Blogger I Am Kung-Fu said...

    dogshit.
    what happened to just having consistently good programming. What happened to having shows so good that you didn't need stunts to make it better?

     

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