Hey Piggy

Got an extra $1 Million? In dire need of sperm? Why not buy Vincent Gallo’s?

My new favorite director. Not for any of the films he’s made, just his people management skills.

I can hear the indie-rock kids masturbating right now all over the internet. Jim O'Rourke Produces New Beth Orton Album. (We’re fucking, we’re fucking, playing with boobs, we’re fucking, Jim O’Rourke Produces New Beth Orton Album, Oh GOD! Jesus. Where’s my Kleenex?)

Hmmm. So far everything I’ve written somehow involves semen. Curious.

If this doesn't give you a hard on you’re clearly not going to be forever in blue jeans.

Step right up. March.