I WALK WHEREVER THE WEATHER PROVIDES

Ever wonder how to survive a zombie attack? Wonder no more.

Watching The Colbert Report yet? Well you should be. Here’s a sample why:
"Perjury's not a real crime; it's just lying about a real crime. Like manslaughter. It's not murder; it's beating someone brutally in a drunken bar fight, and they just happen to die. You can't blame someone for that."

Here are some video clips. I wish they had the one where Colbert starts singing the chorus to Lisa Loebs “Stay” and out of the fricken’ blue they cut to her on set to finish the chorus.

Cartoon Networks Adult Swim is kick ass. Not just because of show content, no. But because their website is awesome. Example? Of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force games that you can play, the best one may be Carl's Freakin' Strip Poker.

Executive branch of Government to comedy site The Onion: “Stop using the Presidential Logo."
The onion responds with anal fissures.

Sylvester Stallone to do a sequel of a movie franchise that died in the 80’s. That’s not news? It is when it's RAMBO IV!?!!!

One music note for y’all; which washed up guitar hero’s new album received zero stars from Rolling Stone magazine?



Don't worry, it's just stigmata.Pass me a napkin and don't you dare tell my mother.