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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I think it's pretty obvious that everyone here at PAO are big fans of the multi-media sexplosion that is the Electric Six. At the same time, I can't speak for everyone else here, but I've always found Pitchfork Media to be the Dennis Miller of music websites. All style and faux depth with no real substance, thus earning my scorn. The two delightfully collide when Pitchfork fail to understand the brilliance of the single "I Buy the Drugs".
sigh.
Pitchfork are like that prick in high school that nobody likes, so they act all superior to try and make themselves feel better and more important, but in the end they're tiny, tiny people. I'd feel bad for them but they love the filth that they live in, so as long as they're happy, well good for them.
Say something interesting, Pitchfork, or shut the fuck up. You bore me with your predictable reviews.

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