IF THIS IS A HORROR FILM, WHY ARE MY PANTS GETTING TIGHT?

Sometimes it takes a Scottsman to make the most brilliant B-horror flick of the year. Neil Marshall did just that with 'The Descent' aka 'Hot Chicks In A Cave'.

The story (like most fright flicks) is paper thin, however Marshall takes the time to build tension, stack the deck and then (and only then) start the blood flow. Best of all the character who gets this pack of bonnie lasses into trouble is the only American. Political statement? I'd like to think so.

So if you think ladies look better swinging pick axes while covered in creature grime, let me call you my brother and introduce you to the star of our show, Natalie Mendoza.

Think Lucy Liu violently raping J-Lo and that gives you the hottness factor of this up and comer. What demon spawn did I please? Thank you Baby Jesus, Ronnie James Dio and Rush fans worldwide!!!!!