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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

TAKE A RIDE ON MY DIRTY DONKEY




Take note people! On September the 12th Switzerland arrives at your local music store.
It's the most important recording that you may ever buy. It's life changing kind of shit man!

Oh, by the way...whoever gave Samuel L. Jackson my phone number....NOT COOL!
Yeah, he called me up last night to push Snakes on a Plane. I was like Sam, it's cool I'm gonna go see it. Now he's probably expecting me to see it this weekend and he'll be calling back to find out what I thought and on and on and on....
So person that gave Samuel L. Jackson my number, thanks @$$hole. I'll be expecting calls from Travolta and Tarintino any day now.


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