GREAT. NOW I HAVE TO GET A GIRLFRIEND.


Thanks HBO. Now I have to hussle more tapes from my friends because of this.

That or I'll have to pork a tubby chick with tons of folding money so I can get REAL CABLE.

Anyway, if the critics are correct this show sucks. Thankfully, they are critics which means they totally don't get it. Some douche bag from People Weekly calls it "a David Mamet parody of Rosanne". That's a negative review? News flash Sperm Burp, that MAKES people want to see it (which of course you should)!!!! In all fairness, Lucky Louie is more like if Get A Life anal raped Married With Children and made it funny. You know funny like Michael Hutchence's death, not funny like that smell on your finger after you finger banged your Grandma's Bridge partner.

In my world Louie CK gets all that mad Sopranos money, makes three seasons of this show and quits to give the public (meaning me and my friends) the joy of a Pootie Tang trilogy. We deserve it, America!

Cappa Town, my Damies.