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Monday, June 05, 2006

Never ever tape yourself having sex.

Stephan Colbert gave a graduation speech. It included moats,
fiery moats, and fiery moats with fireproof crocodiles. Genius.

I had this nightmare that Rob Zombie was going to do a prequel/re-make of the Halloween series. Good thing it was just a dream,
or was it?

On June 16th 2006, Steven Seagal and his band “Thunderbox” will be playing the Soaring Eagle Casino in Mt. Pleasant, MI.
When’s he coming to your town? He needs to do a tour with Corey Feldman, Bruce Willis and Screech.

1970’s toy commercials.



One Thing I Know For a Fact: On this day in 1951 the patent for the t-top was issued and Gordon M. Buehrig will forever be celebrated by men with mullets and ’78 Trans Ams everywhere.

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