SIMPSON ATTACKED BY LADY WITH EXPENSIVE RIPPED PANTS


A PAO EXCLUSIVE!

Seems while visiting Luna in Royal Oak, Michigan the other day Jessica Simpson was attacked by a woman with torn jeans. Simpson claims she was having a drink only to turn around and hear "I'm gonna get you in the baby shooter!" We can only assume where the attacker meant to strike, yet a good right hook was landed in Simpsons eye. "I don't know what I did to provoke this woman but......seriously, WTF???" exclaimed Simpson. "Last time I ever come to Grand Rapids Ohio to help retarded kids." By the time the police made the scene the attacker had already fled. However, a photo of the woman was taken by Simpson's, musically challenged sister. Should anyone see this woman please notify someone who cares.