THESE SUMMER MOVIES ARE BUMMING ME OUT.

I gotta admit it. I'll watch just about anything on a dare unless it features puffy pants, chicks sharing 'moments' close to the point of spewing blood out of their treasure troves or anything starring Jimmy Fallon.

Lately the summer movie season is leaving me bored. Trailers that I don't jizz over or even have the urge to mock. Maybe I'm in a bad head space, maybe its the paint I'm huffing but I could give two shit covered fucks about X3 and Superman the more trailers they push out to the internet.

Things I know I will NEVER tire of:

Drinking Alone
Dating Below the Food Chain
Waffle Houses

and Anti-Westerns.

Nick Cave wrote a screenplay and some poor son of a bitch decided to film it. My whiskey bottle is marking down the days for The Proposition.

Sometimes life corn holes you and wipes shit on your face. Yet sometimes...just sometimes it leaves you cab fare and a phone number.

Keep hope alive party people. I've got mine on layaway until I nail that Fluffer job down by the quarry.