I'm back and I've had too much coffee.

For those of you who have always wanted to own your own Atlas Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Silo, get it while it’s hot.

This kid has awesome video game ideas. Secret ninja/pirate working for the government? Cars that shoot sharks? I love it. Sign me up. (I think this might have influenced him.)

So, VH1 has become my new mecca of all things AWESOME. Things that sound like bad ideas that become hilarious train wrecks. You watch because you just can’t turn away. My latest fave? Supergroup. Combine the powers of the drummer of Foreigner, the guitar player from Anthrax, bass player from Biohazard and the singer from Skid Row, throw in Ted Nugent because he’s an obnoxious asshole and you have HILARITY! And in the previews they keep showing the Biohazard bass player TOTALLY decking Sebastian Bach.


ROCK!!


One Thing I Know For a Fact: Sometimes airsick bags have holes in them. Sometimes.