And IRAN, IRAN so far awaaaaay....


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent a little letter to our President today offering "suggestions" on how to better get our two countries talking it out. I guess it must have involved the Bush twins giving it to a double headed dildo full of C4 'cuz the White House is none too happy.

Well Mr. President, let me offer you some insight. Look here at Mr. Ahmadinejad.



Now, check this shit out!



Yep.....same damn dude! Now I figure since movies and real life are one and the same to you and your Administration you have two options:

1) Fuck Maui's kid sister, that shit will make him crazy! Better yet get Tony Snow to do it. If he gets plugged you can always shop at Fox News for more talking heads.

2) Have him cross the fuckin' Columbians. You know when you do that its curtains for your ass, Kate and Ally!

Remember you are dealing with a terrorist who only has two things in this life: his word and his BALLS. He doesn't break them for anyone.

Tell Condi thanks for the weed and the ass play on Friday. Cinco De Ho, if you know what I mean!!!!