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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Get up! (get on up!)

I guess some people with a lot of free time and some money sometimes stamp messages on their loot. This website highlights some of the better efforts. But my question is about one in particular:



What do you mean “No Lorenzo”? Lorenzo Lamas is THE MAN! I suggest if you have the means and the free time that you purchase one of these and have the customized message read one of the following “Forever Lorenzo” or “Snakeeater rules you”. He’s sweeter than Chuck Norris (there, I fucking said it) and deserves the respect you’d give someone who has done not one, not two, but THREE Snakeeater movies!!!

Today is James Brown’s birthday (big number 73), and if he hadn’t made so much music that I love I’d probably make a joke about drugs, kidnapping, evading police and trying to get a young cameraman from a local Augusta, GA tv station to steal an antiquated video tape deck for him. But he wrote “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag” and he introduced the world to Bootsy Collins. So, much love for the Godfather of Soul.


One Thing I Know For a Fact:
The Detroit Tigers record is better than: the Boston Red Sox, the New York Yankees, the New York Mets, the Atlanta Braves, the Houston Astros and Colorado Rockies (laugh but they’re 1st in their division). They would be in 1st place in four other divisions. This would be a hopeful sign, but: 1. They’re going to tank and 2. If they DON’T tank, they’re going to miss the playoffs because of the division they’re in. Whatever, I’m just happy they’re playing competitive baseball.

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