Conspiracy Theory Rock

As previously noted, occasionally interesting things other than nipples end up on TV and leave you wondering “How the hell did this ever air?”. Good question. This cartoon aired once on SNL and was subsequently jettisoned in the following re-airings. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that it kicks NBC square in the NUTZ.
(courtesy of Crooks & Liars)

(sniff, sniff). Hmmm, I smell an excuse to get drunk and go to Kentucky that doesn’t involve transporting a minor across state lines for illegal and immoral reasons. Instead it smells like Mardi Gras – Kentucky style. You know, with horses. “Hey, y’all lets go down to Kentucky and get drunk and watch this two minute horse race! Yee-haw! I sure hope we get to gang-bang Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie ‘gain!”

Boy if there was just some way to rip streaming audio from the internet for free…

We (P.A.O. writers) live in Detroit and are affected greatly by the auto industry, so this next bit may bore you. FORD MOTOR COMPANY HAS HIT THE “HOLY SHIT IT’S TIME TO PANIC” BUTTON. How do I know this? Layoffs? Nope. Supplier cost reduction. Nope. Ford is producing a reality TV show. Maybe. They’re pitching it, but that shows you where their heads are at.





One Thing I Know For a Fact:
Rock over London... Rock on Chicago