KNEEL BEFORE ROTH
In what is most likely total bullshit news David Lee Roth claims he's spoken to Alex Van Halen and "a reunion with Van Halen is inevitable." To believe this would happen is to believe R. Kelly can really fly or will ever get put away for peeing on minors. (Although charges should be brought against him for Trapped in the Closet). Would it be one of the greatest reunions in Rock history, HELLS YEAH! Can Eddie restrain his hate for Dave and his love of boose long enough for a tour??? Probably not, But we've been known to be wrong at this site before. Remember when it was discovered that Unicorns are real!
In completly related news Paul Thomas Anderson is working on a new film. I'm sure it will be good like his other flicks but what we'd all really like to see is an adventure film staring Chest Rockwell and Brock Landers. With music by Lovage. Now that's a fucking franchise just waiting to make billions of dollars! My premise for the first picture involves Chest and Brock making it big with "You've got the touch" by selling it for Transformers the movie. You can only image where it goes from there.
In what is most likely total bullshit news David Lee Roth claims he's spoken to Alex Van Halen and "a reunion with Van Halen is inevitable." To believe this would happen is to believe R. Kelly can really fly or will ever get put away for peeing on minors. (Although charges should be brought against him for Trapped in the Closet). Would it be one of the greatest reunions in Rock history, HELLS YEAH! Can Eddie restrain his hate for Dave and his love of boose long enough for a tour??? Probably not, But we've been known to be wrong at this site before. Remember when it was discovered that Unicorns are real!
In completly related news Paul Thomas Anderson is working on a new film. I'm sure it will be good like his other flicks but what we'd all really like to see is an adventure film staring Chest Rockwell and Brock Landers. With music by Lovage. Now that's a fucking franchise just waiting to make billions of dollars! My premise for the first picture involves Chest and Brock making it big with "You've got the touch" by selling it for Transformers the movie. You can only image where it goes from there.
posted by armen @ 11:01 AM
1 Comments:
At 11:36 AM ,
I Am Kung-Fu said...
By reunion he means they're all going to be staying in the same retirement home together. That is until DLR continually steals Alex's green jell-o and Eddie and Alex petition to get DLR kicked out of the retirement home and invite Sammy Hagar in to be a roommate instead. Michael Anthony will just sit passively by and drink whiskey.
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