Come out of the closet, Tom.

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The Yeah Yeah Yeah's have something to say.

And now for sports: Tonight “The Granddaddy of them all” the Rose Bowl will be played to determine who is the college blah blah blah. Know what used to make sports fun? Pranks. Like, say, a disgruntled school sabotaging the half time show of the Rose Bowl to hilarious effect on national TV. It happened in 1961 and would never happen in this day and age. It’s the gold standard of on air TV pranks and has yet to be surpassed.

One Thing I Know For a Fact:
Let me start by saying Orgazmo is a GREAT movie. Hilarious. The movie pokes fun at the Mormons. I have to say though that 110 years ago today, the United States made a potentially fatal error by admitting Utah into the Union. It set a dangerous precedent. If you have a whack-job religion, just settle in some huge open space and eventually you’ll become part of the United States. I’m sure the scientologists have been taking notes. I predict that in thirty years our 51st State will be called Battlefield Earth.