Guess what homies! After the soon to be giant turd X3 is released be on the look out for Goat Rider! Directed by the same dude who did Daredevil (from red to black leather). Which I might add was on FX lastnight and reminded of my favorite line delivered by my favorite actor Ben Afflicktion.

"Justice is served!" He didn't dance or start laughing or anything, just stone faced "Justice is served" mmmmmmmm and from what I could tell, that justice looked like it tasted good to. Not to hot but warm and moist like freshly baked cookies. I tell you, there sure would be more crimes commited if justice was always served on a freshly baked tray of Duncan Hines goodness.

Any who, they got Nic Cage to play the rider so I'm hoping he goes back to Raising Arizona and channels H.I. for this one. "I'll be taking your soul and them hugies you got on you"
Plus Peter Fonda as the devil! This dude hasn't done squat in how long? but comes out for Ghost Rider? Wait, I get it! It's like a sequel to Easy Rider for him, like he's come full circle and can look back at his career and go "yeah.....I was in pictures......motorcycles are shiny"

Indeed they are, especially when covered in hellfire.