Okay, this has been like a link dump for me for the past, probably, month or so. I haven't written anything longer than one hundred words, and my information has been suspect. I apologize. Maybe soon I'll dig deep and unearth a nugget or two from my bowels just for you.

1st take of Jackass 2: Everything you could ever hope for in a Jackass sequel, plus someone guzzles horse semen. Hilarious and disgusting.

1st take of Weird Al's new video: so, he remembered how to be funny. Finally. I bet this allowed krunk houston rapper chamillionaire laugh hard. (Yo, chamillioinaire, squash your beef with Mike Jones, or Paul Wall's gonna smile at you and you will go blind.)

That's all for now. More, eventually. I promise.