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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

'I Am Legend' by Richard Matheson is an amazing book. I've read it a few times and it never fails to impress me. It is a book about desperation, the end of the world, one tough asshole, and vampires. Not pussy Anne Rice vampires who spend 20 pages describing their shirt so the reader sees how cultured they are, but dirty, dumb, aggressive blood suckers who could care less about anything but food. And the only meal left in the world is Neville, the main character.

You must read this book now.
Why?
Because they are making a film of it.

Starring Will Smith.

With 'I, Robot' under his belt, we all know Smith is experienced at turning amazing novels into utter turds. Hell, he's so good at ruining great books I'm surpried he didn't star in 'A Sound of Thunder.'

The only funnier thing that could happen is if Michael Bay were to direct a transformers movie. Oh wait...

2 Comments:

  • At 10:50 PM , Blogger armen said...

    But he drives a mustang and has a german shepherd! Plus I'm sure they'll be a sweet soundtrack and music video with plenty of groovy dance moves.

     
  • At 3:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    There is a comic adaptation for armen...

    http://www.amazon.com/Richard-Mathesons-Legend-Matheson-Collected/dp/1933239212/sr=8-2/qid=1159559203/ref=sr_1_2/102-1946236-2828968?ie=UTF8&s=books

     

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