A negative movie review is not always a bad thing.

For instance if someone claimed that the new David Lynch film lacked the artistic 'brilliance' of Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive* that would push my ass to a seat right quick (*if you have a scene where a chick is almost punching her cooter while crying and I'm looking at my watch...you suck. Take that to the Black Lodge and spin on it Laura Palmer).

Case in point for a flick I need to see starring Gary Busey titled The Gingerdead Man. This dude just doesn't get it. In fact half the movies he reviews on his site shouldn't be applied to the conventional review system (although he gets extra points for having a breast count on every slasher flick). When dealing with a train wreck you need to rate based on if you saw a twisted piece of what was formerly man-flesh. You did?! Well then life is good. Following that formula: if 'Gigli' = the unholy union of man and metal the FINAL result is GOOD.

Maybe a site needs to be better devoted to this fighting style. Ain't It Cool doesn't own the market on this shit yet. I now have a mission: I gotta buy a funny French hat, a rifle and a copy of Marx's complete works. The revolution will come! The makers of 'Krull' demand it!!!!!